Actually, I think they use a MyISAM database using a MySQL and phpMyAdmin implementation for efficient scalability (open-source really is favored, who knew?). Heaven would employ a RAID 6 architecture for the hard drives (innumerable petabytes of data!), since something like the Book of Life has got to be without corruption and, should any attack on the Pearly Gates occur, absolutely everything has to remain intact.
Microsoft Excel? Lord, how antediluvian could God get?Has the Christian Book of Life been converted to an XL spreadsheet? Honestly how to keep track of billions?
Q: Christians: how can you possibly take the bible literally?
'nuff said.Has the Christian Book of Life been converted to an XL spreadsheet? Honestly how to keep track of billions?
Hilarious!
:))Has the Christian Book of Life been converted to an XL spreadsheet? Honestly how to keep track of billions?
Magical unicorns. That's the answer to everything in the multiverse. Magical unicorns. And, I want one for xmas! *smiles*
What I want to know is how on this spreadsheet they will differentiate between hundreds/thousands/millions of people with the same name. "Oh my... we sent four thousand of the the wrong John Smith's to hell."
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